Wednesday, August 24, 2005

City Councilman Unearths Magical Zoning Amulet

Oh, if only the Magical Zoning Amulet were real. I could have total control and unlimited power over zoning! Read this hilarious spoof from the Onion. "With this sigil, the power of zoning comes. Through me, the power of zoning flows!" city councilmember Mike LaMere stated as he "held the glowing amulet aloft and transmuted a neighborhood of low-income apartments into a semi-wooded, single-family, residential district with an adjoining riverside park." Hilarious. Well, maybe not for you, but I was ROTFLMAO!

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